It's sad that Reality Bites is still so applicable to today. Just make the average postgrad even grumpier. 15 years later...

I've been marathoning movies for the last 4 hours, which is what any normal 23 year old living in New York City and with no discernable friends does with her Friday night. As you can tell, I'm really exciting.

Maybe I should do some research. Or figure out how to get rid of these bios. I'm dwelling on them like a heroin addict itching for their next fix. This is a problem. I should figure out how to deal with that.