2. The only people who party more than writers are lighting designers.
3. (This is a two-parter) Why do I write? To understand people. When I am unable to write I can feel the world slowly closing in on me. So I'm selfish. Am I any good at it? Yes, but not good enough. I am, however, very good at bullshitting last minute assignments and speed-reading.
4. I would sell my first born to see GATZ
5.
I wish I was a baller
